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Ballmer gets more than he eggspected at Hungarian university

by Stevie Smith - May 20 2008, 11:20

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steveballmerMay 21st, 2008 - 02:49:13

WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS:
The kid was taken to a back room where he was being held by a campus security guy and my Blackwater Bodyguard #6.
I told the university staff that I was concerned about him and wanted to speak to him personally. He was handcuffed and tied down to a chair. As everyone left so I could have my little 'talk' with this poor troubled soul, I instructed BWBG#6, 'Nobody gets in here for the next 45 seconds!', he said, 'I understand sir.'

The rest of my story goes like this:
'I approached the kid and he became irrational! He screamed, tipped his chair over backwards, slammed his head into the wall several times! I tried helping him up by the neck, but he tried to bite me! I released him and he fell to the floor hitting his head on my shoe (several times)! Boy was I glad to get out of there! That guy was crazy.'

The Hungarian authorities have assured me that he will never do anything like this again.

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